DOOOMSDAY! SKATE RULES:
1. Thou shalt not talk about Fight Klub.
2. The rochambeau is final.
3. Declare thy trick before thy does it.
4. There shalt be no tech tricks.
5. There can be only one boneless, one no comply, one grab, & one plant. Haji.
6. 3 sketchy equals 1 clean.
7. Thy opponent shalt decide do-overs if a referee is not present or is too intoxicated to fulfill his/her duties.
8. Last latter shalt get 2 tries, bitches.
9. Rules are only applicable if both skaters concur.
